So an old flame sends me a text asking for my date of birth. Wondering why he would text making such a request after a long break in correspondence I called him.
Me: Hey, what's up?
Him: Sorry for asking such a question without even saying hello.
Me: No problem. By the way, what do you need my date of birth for?
Him: I want to use it for something
Me: Does that thing have a name?
Him: (Pause) Compatibility test...
At that point I burst into laughter..... Is he kidding me? After not hearing from this guy in like.... I can't even remember how long, he all of a sudden, wants to use some wack test to determine if we are compatible... Then he starts talking about elements and earth, wind etc.... I just said to him, this ain't Captain Planet and I don't do such crap. Goodbye..