I’ve always wondered why young and strong men who claim to be great in the sack waste their resources and time looking for various aphrodisiacs and penis enlargement treatments. Then yesterday, something very interesting happened on my way home from work.
Two of my colleagues (AB and FA), the chief driver (TT) and i were in A.B’s car chatting when TT’s phone rings. He picks the call and talks in a very sweet voice, making it obvious that it is a lady on the other end of the line. As he ends the call, we begin to tease him about his many adventures with women. That was when he starts to talk about how he has “capa” and can make love for long periods of time.
He then proceeded to remove a small and funny looking tube from his pocket which had the label Cobra on it and showed it to us. This was the conversation that ensued between us.
TT: This thing be strong papa. Cobra. Shwee! Just put a little at the tip of the “stick” and it will stand for hours.
Me: Eii! TT, so after all your bragging you use these things?
TT: Shwee! When I use am like this, e dey give me exziteness… To-otal!
You can imagine what happened next, AB, FA and I burst into fits of laughter. TT then decided to kill us with even more doses when he said “ when you finish like that, you are overjoyced” Ha! This drivers at the office wont kill me..
On Monday, one driver said Johannesbert. Now its “Exziteness” and “Overjoyced”. Ha!
But guys, what do you have to say about the use of these aphrodisiacs by men who, by medical standards do not need to use them?